PodTea'd

I don’t fucking remember what happened this week. And by this week, I obviously mean two weeks ago. Duh. Yep, this was recorded before Christmas, so you lot enjoy this last PodTea’d of 2013 (released in 2014 but don’t tell anyone I don’t think they noticed)

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Your host this week was… I don’t fucking remember. Jay wasn’t on, that’s all I know. I think I hosted. I think Matty, Vid and potentially Tommy, Tobiichi and Adam. I could listen to the episode and find out. But I won’t. So there.

Our intro song is ‘Black and White’ by ‘Custom Phase’. The album art is by Adam Owen, and the audio is edited and produced by Matt Turner.

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We were going strong. We were going great! Then Jay had to leave to assault the help or something. Then some other people vanished for a minute. Then everyone else fell out of the call and it all went wrong.

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Your host this week was Jay Solomon with, Sam Morris, Adam Owen, Vid Cirman and Matty Shoestring. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen.

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It was the 23rd century, Packind’s darkest hour. The war had been raging for almost a hundred years. We had been fighting for so long no one could remember the reason why it
started in the first place. All we knew there were two sides… The Ghost-alition and the Pac-liance. For decades, millions died for the same piece of rock, again… and again… Finally, one side manage to gain the upper hand; The Ghost-alition.

In desperation, The Pac-liance launches five sleeper ships. The hope was, for them to begin again, far for the wars strive that have befallen Pac-World. To start free from the prejudices that have divided us for so long. Each sleeper ships was christened after its parent nation: The Brit-Pac-kia, The Pac-land, The His-Pac-ia, The Pac-ari, The Pac-erty.

Against all arms, the colony breaks through The Ghost-alition blockade, and headed for the Sirius system.

That was 800 years ago, when we came here to rebuild our lives. We’ve come a long way since then; We have grown, we have prospered, we have flourished. But, we will never forget…

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Your host this week was Sam Morris with, Adam Owen, Video-of-the-Diana-crash Cirman, Matthew Shoelace, Tommy Chodakowski-Malkiewicz and Tobiichi Karlsson. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen. The header image was created by Tobiichi this week, isn’t it pretty?

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Hello. Two weeks ago we recorded this. We forgot to release it. Whoops.

Anyway, this episode had talking about stuff and things. I think we spoke about the next generation of games consoles. And poop. Probably poop.

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Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Sam Morris, Adam Owen, Vid Cirman, Uncle Pussyhammer, Tommy LongNameWithADashInIt and Tobiichi Karlsson. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen. The break song this week was us lot beatboxing badly. You’re welcome.

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Boop-a-shoop-a-doop. Honestly… I don’t remember what we talked about. But I hosted this week, because Jay was away being rich or something. I think we talked about videogames, NSync, neo-nazis (again), jars of pee and Monster energy. Yes, I did just skip through the MP3 file finding words AND I DON’T EVEN CARE.

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Your host this week was Sam Morris with Adam Owen, Matty Shoestring, Vid Cirman, Tomasz Chodakowski, Matt Turner, and Tobiichi Karlsson. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen. The break song this week was “Jonathan Holmes Kai” by Thomas Truong using clips from Podtoid Era 8.

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Heya. I don’t remember much about what we spoke about this time, but I know that for some reason I said that I’d steal Brad Nicholson’s shoes. Honestly… Don’t remember. For the professional reboot of the show, it sure went well. Matt forgot to use the new theme song, I forgot to upload the episode, I don’t remember what we were talking about, and Jay had all manner of connection issues.

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I also fully apologize for the image this week. I made it years ago when I was bored. It was literally the only thing that fit the bill. Please note that Kotick is not called Stan, a friend of Pedobear, or physically raining in money like Scrooge McDuck with a powerful new desk fan. Also, not actually satan.

Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Sam Morris, Adam Owen, Uncle Fuckaction and Tobiichi Karlsson. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen. The break song this week was “Who Will Cut My Hair” by Jim Sterling and Everett Fortner.

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Yo, yo. This week, the temporarily reduced cast discusses Jay, the rich bastard, and his empire of slave boys. Because all rich people have slave boys. We also talk about videogames for a bit, somewhere in that. Ever listen to The Podcastle: Two Little Boys And The NecroPenis Swapmeet? This is basically that.

Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Adam Owen, Matt Shoestring and Sam Morris. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen.

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Welcome, welcome. This week we discuss videogames, internet adverts, bad art styles, and the thought process behind the name of the show. Oh, and Tobiichi and I talk about Origin Systems for an hour, mostly about Ultima and Wing Commander.

Seriously, fuck you EA, you killed Ultima! (And C&C, Wing Commander, Sim City, Populous… Ugh. Fuck you EA.)

Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Tobiichi Karlsson, Matt Turner, Matt Shoestring, Vid Cirman and Sam Morris. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen.

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AKA: It just grapples and gropes
AKA: +10 Stalin Shovel
AKA: Papa Boris Provides References
AKA: Abortion on Demand
AKA: Deep Fried Abortion
AKA: Turnipcommunication

We have lots of alternate titles this week.

For the game Tobiichi made, click here.

Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Adam Owen, Tobiichi Karlsson, Matt Shoestring, Tomasz Chodakowski, Vid Cirman and Sam Morris. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen.

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Creepiest banner image I’ve ever made. Bloody hell. I didn’t intend for it to look that creepy. Blame Shoestring.

This week we discussed old websites that are still online, Sam saving the PS Vita, classic Doctor Who, the development of Beyond: Two Souls and paedophilia.
Also, we have some exclusive breaking news about a 15 year old Rareware game. Truly breaking.

Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Adam Owen, Tobiichi Karlsson and Sam Morris. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen.

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