Category Archives: PodTea’d

PodTea’d 077: You Wake Up, You’re A Tractor

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a John Deere 6R Series tractor. He lay on his comfortable cabin-like back, and if he lifted his headlight a little he could see his exhaust pipe, pointing upright and curved stiffly away from the cabin at the end. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His many wheels, huge compared with the size of the rest of him, rolled about helplessly as he looked.

Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 076: Anal Nerd

He’s studied long and hard.

Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 075: Bricks and Pedophiles

Piles of both. Philes of both. (Oh dear god, I’m sorry that was such a bad attempt at wordplay…)

Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 073: Gosh This Sure Got Gay

Gayer than usual? Is that even possible without somehow cloning Matty? Find out this week on PodTea’d!

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Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 072: Matty’s Splatoon Dog Fun Times

On this extraordinary vocal sabotage expedition, the gang talks about video games and that makes Matty… react.


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Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 071: DicFriends

Apparently we talked about The Witcher 3 and some other shit I don’t even know anymore.


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Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 070: The Ball Bone

I can’t think of a tagline this week. Blergh.


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Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 069: Anus And The Cock In The Morning

WAY-OOOOOOH! I think we’ve got a show! We’ve definitely got a show.


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Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 068: April Fools (Released May 21st)

Oh no! I slept through May! Agatha Christie would never sleep through May… neither would Angela Lansbury.


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Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!