PodTea’d

PodTea’d 087: ExtendedRichardThomas81

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 25 Dec 2016 14:06:09 +0000

NOTE: This episode was recorded in August. Vid is literally the slowest editor in the world.
Tommy got the smooth moves.

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PodTea’d 086: The Talking Anus Boy

SpAM_CAN — Tue, 27 Sep 2016 16:56:44 +0000

NEW! IT REALLY TALKS! Only from Milton Bradley!

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PodTea’d 085: The Crying Chair

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 30 Jun 2016 12:40:10 +0000

Not The Crying Game. That’s entirely different.

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PodTea’d 084: Black Hitler

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 29 May 2016 12:10:22 +0000

This week, Black Hitler saves Hanukkah using his sharp wits, smooth voice, and the armies of the fatherland.

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PodTea’d 083: Aligator Penis Holster

SpAM_CAN — Mon, 18 Apr 2016 10:14:33 +0000

“good luck with the cover image”

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PodTea’d 082: Literally No Good Titles

SpAM_CAN — Mon, 07 Mar 2016 13:10:59 +0000

I was in charge of picking a title this week and couldn’t think of one, and I sure as hell ain’t listening to this shit myself. So fuck it, no title. Deal with it.

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PodTea’d 081: Crunchy Disdain

SpAM_CAN — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 11:33:58 +0000

Mmmm, tasty.

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PodTea’d 080: The Octogenarian

SpAM_CAN — Mon, 25 Jan 2016 11:38:47 +0000

Ha ha, Matty is old.

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PodTea’d 079: Hitler Chicken

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 14 Jan 2016 22:11:26 +0000

Fresh from the oven.

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PodTea’d 078: Little Yiffy (or: I Love Your Fashionable Butthole)

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 03 Dec 2015 16:41:04 +0000

Chocolate starfish is my original character. Do not steal.

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PodTea’d 077: You Wake Up, You’re A Tractor

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 20 Nov 2015 17:00:16 +0000

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a John Deere 6R Series tractor. He lay on his comfortable cabin-like back, and if he lifted his headlight a little he could see his exhaust pipe, pointing upright and curved stiffly away from the cabin at the end. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His many wheels, huge compared with the size of the rest of him, rolled about helplessly as he looked.

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PodTea’d 076: Anal Nerd

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 06 Nov 2015 17:31:33 +0000

He’s studied long and hard.

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PodTea’d 075: Bricks and Pedophiles

SpAM_CAN — Sat, 17 Oct 2015 21:08:23 +0000

Piles of both. Philes of both. (Oh dear god, I’m sorry that was such a bad attempt at wordplay…)

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PodTea’d 074: Fuck It, I’m Ted Dansen, Let Me Have Sex With Link

SpAM_CAN — Wed, 09 Sep 2015 20:13:52 +0000

LET ME HAVE HIM GODDAMMIT

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PodTea’d 073: Gosh This Sure Got Gay

SpAM_CAN — Mon, 17 Aug 2015 21:51:28 +0000

Gayer than usual? Is that even possible without somehow cloning Matty? Find out this week on PodTea’d!

By the way, we’ve switched to a new web-host this week. Let me know (via Twitter @spam_can) if there’s any problems!

Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 072: Matty’s Splatoon Dog Fun Times

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 24 Jul 2015 12:53:38 +0000

On this extraordinary vocal sabotage expedition, the gang talks about video games and that makes Matty… react.

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PodTea’d 071: DicFriends

SpAM_CAN — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 23:06:44 +0000

Apparently we talked about The Witcher 3 and some other shit I don’t even know anymore.

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PodTea’d 070: The Ball Bone

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 18 Jun 2015 22:40:49 +0000

I can’t think of a tagline this week. Blergh.

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PodTea’d 069: Anus And The Cock In The Morning

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 29 May 2015 00:12:13 +0000

WAY-OOOOOOH! I think we’ve got a show! We’ve definitely got a show.

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PodTea’d 068: April Fools (Released May 21st)

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 21 May 2015 15:07:06 +0000

Oh no! I slept through May! Agatha Christie would never sleep through May… neither would Angela Lansbury.

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PodTea’d 067: Pump Out The Poo

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 07 May 2015 22:14:43 +0000

This week, or month, or season, or whenever this is out, after being entirely too talkative before the show, the gang’s mouths explode with some Cities: Skylines talk, feisty cats, Blizzard games, disastrous artists and other assorted chatter.

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PodTea’d 066: An Excellent Podcast

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 26 Apr 2015 12:42:16 +0000

After the gang gives a rambunctious performance at Eurovision, they chat Cities: Skylines, Springles The Dog and how Matty will try to impose his will onto Sam.

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PodTea’d 065 – Matty Shoestring’s Dirty Secret Piggy Bank

SpAM_CAN — Sat, 18 Apr 2015 11:21:19 +0000

In this episode, Adam, Matty and Tommy ponder the significance of the Apple Watch, we learn how to make Nathan Dranke infinitely more interesting and Matty might just take up another wacky employment assignment.

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PodTea’d 064: Castlevania: Strands Of Sorrow

SpAM_CAN — Mon, 13 Apr 2015 09:30:41 +0000

Alucard’s dad didn’t like his hair, so he has to recover it from the four corners of the world.

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Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 063: 50 Shades Of Springles

SpAM_CAN — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 15:24:44 +0000

Read the full saga here!

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PodTea’d 062: It’s A Lot Of Fun To Murder Sam

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 19 Mar 2015 00:13:17 +0000

N-no it isn’t…

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PodTea’d 061: Record My Toilet Activities

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 08 Mar 2015 21:37:45 +0000

SmartPipe Inc. is a registered sex offender. Just like Papa Boris.

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PodTea’d 060: Skinning Adam Alive

SpAM_CAN — Tue, 24 Feb 2015 18:44:14 +0000

There isn’t an appropriate image for this.

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PodTea’d 059: The Joke Police

SpAM_CAN — Sat, 14 Feb 2015 19:10:29 +0000

Stop, in the name of good taste!

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PodTea’d 058: I’m not calling this episode “Sam’s Big Dick”

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 08 Feb 2015 21:37:15 +0000

God dammit Matty, stop trying to get me to call the episode that!

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PodTea’d 057: Don’t Have Sex With Me In Cat Form

SpAM_CAN — Tue, 27 Jan 2015 18:33:27 +0000

Don’t.

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PodTea’d 056: Jesus Needs A Thicker Skin

SpAM_CAN — Tue, 06 Jan 2015 15:20:57 +0000

He’s quit Twitter again, hasn’t he?

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PodTea’d 055: Do You Want To Experience Binding or Rebirth?

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 05 Dec 2014 19:56:57 +0000

No, you can’t do both, Matty.

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PodTea’d 054: PuyoPuyo Spaceflight Disasters

SpAM_CAN — Wed, 19 Nov 2014 17:53:51 +0000

I had to try really hard not to make the Challenger explosion out of Puyos.

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PodTea’d 053: Dyer + Dyack

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 07 Nov 2014 20:30:53 +0000

Two star cross’d lovers.

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PodTea’d 052: Smashmouth Special

SpAM_CAN — Sat, 25 Oct 2014 20:36:33 +0000

Somebody once told me the world was gonnna rock me, so I only play Fox on Final Destination.

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PodTea’d 051: Suspiciously Penis Themed

SpAM_CAN — Tue, 14 Oct 2014 10:37:51 +0000

This week, PodTea’d is strangely phallic and unexpectedly mushroom shaped.

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PodTea’d 050 – Adam’s E-Sports Thunderdome

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 05 Oct 2014 22:10:10 +0000

50 episodes. That’s almost a hundred.

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PodTead 49.66 – Dick Delivery Device

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 26 Sep 2014 15:47:01 +0000

Vince Vaughn IS: The Dick Delivery Device.

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PodTea’d 049.33 – Admiral Quackers

SpAM_CAN — Sat, 13 Sep 2014 16:08:14 +0000

Ducks make the best military strategerists.

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PodTea’d 049 – Duru-Duru-Du~

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 29 Aug 2014 14:30:47 +0000

There’s a sandstorm a’brewin’.

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PodTea’d 048 – Doggy Doo Doo

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 22 Aug 2014 18:14:31 +0000

A vulgar title, for a less civilised show.

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PodTea’d 047.5 – In The Mouth Of Madness

SpAM_CAN — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 14:54:57 +0000

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY! It’s Monday Madness, with a show dedicated to the John Carpenter film “In The Mouth Of Madness”! Spoilers abound, so don’t listen if you haven’t seen it. Unless you don’t care, in which case… do whatever you like.

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The theme this week is a song from the movie. Adam let it play too long. Blame him for all the wrongs in the world.

PodTea’d 047 – Crendor Also Looks Like Me

SpAM_CAN — Sat, 09 Aug 2014 01:12:09 +0000

Identical. (I should point out that Crendor isn’t on our show. He just looks a bit like Shoestring, apparently.)

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PodTea’d 046 – NOW I’m racist!

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 01 Aug 2014 19:27:48 +0000

It’s finally official.

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PodTea’d 045 – Matty’s Custom Sonic Planes

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 25 Jul 2014 15:30:22 +0000

He blew the college fund on a really tricked out plane. With a Sonic on.

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PodTea’d 044 – Some Sort Of Dog Rapist

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 18 Jul 2014 15:00:15 +0000

AKA: The Not-Specifically Defined Canine Violator.

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PodTea’d 043 – Accidentally Walking Into The Red Light District

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 11 Jul 2014 15:00:06 +0000

It happens, bro.

Oh, and here is the MattyChungus Bandcamp page. It’s actually pretty good.

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PodTead 042 – Cat Matty

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 04 Jul 2014 23:59:07 +0000

Meow. Purr, purr, play a DOTA, purr purr. Meow.

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PodTea’d 041 – Gary Barlow and the Tax Dodgers

SpAM_CAN — Sat, 28 Jun 2014 22:18:10 +0000

Duck and dive, that’ll throw the tax man off.

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PodTea’d 040 – Who Wants To Be A Nazi Test Subject?

SpAM_CAN — Wed, 18 Jun 2014 00:12:16 +0000

Also, Matty learns Twitter!.

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PodTea’d 039 – A Beautiful Day For Safari

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 01:19:59 +0000

Bootiful.

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PodTea’d 038 – Matty’s Peculiar Penis

SpAM_CAN — Wed, 04 Jun 2014 20:47:56 +0000

It’s weird. Apologies for the major desync issues this week. Hopefully it’ll be rectified next episode.

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PodTea’d 037 – A Different Aspie Angle

SpAM_CAN — Wed, 21 May 2014 21:40:15 +0000

Why didn’t you invest in Eastern Poland?

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PodTea’d 036 – Support Hotline

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 11 May 2014 20:56:05 +0000

Hello? Yes, I have a problem with my podcast. It seems to be incredibly silly and it’s hardly about videogames at all!

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PodTea’d 035 – Zachary Quinto in a Gimp Suit

SpAM_CAN — Sat, 03 May 2014 18:11:27 +0000

TV has gotten weird.

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PodTea’d 034 – PlayMobil Concentration Camp

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 15:33:16 +0000

German toys for Germany only!

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PodTea’d 033 – Can I Unmute Now?

SpAM_CAN — Mon, 21 Apr 2014 02:25:14 +0000

Seriously, what the hell was that Silencer thing meant to be? Just hit mute, kids.

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PodTea’d 032 – Snorting Gamecubes

SpAM_CAN — Tue, 08 Apr 2014 12:16:55 +0000

Don’t be square, do the ‘cube.

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PodTea’d 031 – A Taste Of Tommy’s Carrot

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 28 Mar 2014 01:42:58 +0000

Not pictured. I couldn’t get a photo of his real carrot, sorry guys :c

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PodTea’d 030 – Scary Pasta

SpAM_CAN — Sat, 22 Mar 2014 15:26:27 +0000

Thirty episodes in, still as low-quality as normal. You should listen then!

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PodTea’d 029 – The Poor Sex House

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 14 Mar 2014 00:01:20 +0000

Our house, in the middle of our street, everyone is really bad at sex in it.

This week we try out recording via Mumble (thanks to MumbleBoxes for hosting us!) with… mixed results. We also discuss Killzone Mercenary, the incredibly rare Ultima: Escape from Mt Drash and incredibly disappointing sexual encounters, all whilst escaping from a prison for some reason. I mean, come on, it was clearly Shoestring that killed the guy. Just look at him.

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PodTea’d 028 – Tommy, Do You Poop Big?

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 07 Mar 2014 18:21:26 +0000

Heyho-heyho! PodTea’d is back to it’s regular schedule after the Bumper Catchup Week of early 2014. This week we discuss… um… fuck, I forgot. I guess some things never change.
I do remember us talking about the recent Jonathan Holmes Anti-Fame thing. That was one of the things.

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PodTea’d 027 – Slightly Racist and 3 Hours Long

SpAM_CAN — Mon, 03 Mar 2014 01:02:59 +0000

Want some mild, light hearted racism? Want 3 hours of it? Have 3 hours. HAVE IT. JUST HAVE IT.

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PodTea’d 026 – Tagged

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 28 Feb 2014 19:12:43 +0000

We have so much faith in our audience, we’re going to let you tag our podcast with whatever you want, with no moderation whatsoever! Haha, no we aren’t, that would be dumb.

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PodTea’d 025 – The Man Who Lives In A Horse Anus

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 27 Feb 2014 01:22:25 +0000

Hey kids, wanna listen to a podcast? Here it is. It has a man inside a horse butt!

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PodTea’d 024 – I Want A Skinless Man To Poop On

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 23 Feb 2014 20:30:18 +0000

Yo. A skinless man to poop on. It’s what everyone needs in their life.

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PodTea’d 023 – Nintendo Depression

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 02:01:18 +0000

It’s a sombre PodTea’d this week. Everyone is sad. And now, you will be sad too. Maybe. You might have fun though. Maybe. Maybe. Just fucking listen to it, okay?

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PodTea’d 022 – I’m Sad Now.

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 26 Jan 2014 21:42:38 +0000

Whackity-shmackity-doooo. The dark forces of Cirmania are vast and un-resting. Only a slightly depressing, offensive and shameful podcast team can defeat this powerful foe.

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PodTea’d 021 – Adam Owen Likes To Watch

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 16 Jan 2014 17:18:47 +0000

Heyheyhey! It’s the Papers Please edition in which we all have to cross the border to Viddigovinia with hilarious consequences. Sam flaked out and had to go do something else or some shit, so he isn’t here. Everyone else got caught by the border patrols and executed.

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People were on. I wasn’t there. I can’t be arsed to check. SO THERE.

PodTea’d 020 – Sealed Shut For All Intruders

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 03 Jan 2014 15:29:44 +0000

I don’t fucking remember what happened this week. And by this week, I obviously mean two weeks ago. Duh. Yep, this was recorded before Christmas, so you lot enjoy this last PodTea’d of 2013 (released in 2014 but don’t tell anyone I don’t think they noticed)

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Your host this week was… I don’t fucking remember. Jay wasn’t on, that’s all I know. I think I hosted. I think Matty, Vid and potentially Tommy, Tobiichi and Adam. I could listen to the episode and find out. But I won’t. So there.

Our intro song is ‘Black and White’ by ‘Custom Phase’. The album art is by Adam Owen, and the audio is edited and produced by Matt Turner.

PodTea’d 019 – The One Where We Lose Half The Cast

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 19 Dec 2013 21:30:22 +0000

We were going strong. We were going great! Then Jay had to leave to assault the help or something. Then some other people vanished for a minute. Then everyone else fell out of the call and it all went wrong.

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Your host this week was Jay Solomon with, Sam Morris, Adam Owen, Vid Cirman and Matty Shoestring. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen.

PodTea’d 018 – The Holy War Between The Ghosts And The Pac-Men

SpAM_CAN — Sat, 14 Dec 2013 16:50:53 +0000

It was the 23rd century, Packind’s darkest hour. The war had been raging for almost a hundred years. We had been fighting for so long no one could remember the reason why it
started in the first place. All we knew there were two sides… The Ghost-alition and the Pac-liance. For decades, millions died for the same piece of rock, again… and again… Finally, one side manage to gain the upper hand; The Ghost-alition.

In desperation, The Pac-liance launches five sleeper ships. The hope was, for them to begin again, far for the wars strive that have befallen Pac-World. To start free from the prejudices that have divided us for so long. Each sleeper ships was christened after its parent nation: The Brit-Pac-kia, The Pac-land, The His-Pac-ia, The Pac-ari, The Pac-erty.

Against all arms, the colony breaks through The Ghost-alition blockade, and headed for the Sirius system.

That was 800 years ago, when we came here to rebuild our lives. We’ve come a long way since then; We have grown, we have prospered, we have flourished. But, we will never forget…

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Your host this week was Sam Morris with, Adam Owen, Video-of-the-Diana-crash Cirman, Matthew Shoelace, Tommy Chodakowski-Malkiewicz and Tobiichi Karlsson. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen. The header image was created by Tobiichi this week, isn’t it pretty?

PodTea’d 017 – Bonus Beatbox

SpAM_CAN — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 16:27:49 +0000

Hello. Two weeks ago we recorded this. We forgot to release it. Whoops.

Anyway, this episode had talking about stuff and things. I think we spoke about the next generation of games consoles. And poop. Probably poop.

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Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Sam Morris, Adam Owen, Vid Cirman, Uncle Pussyhammer, Tommy LongNameWithADashInIt and Tobiichi Karlsson. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen. The break song this week was us lot beatboxing badly. You’re welcome.

PodTea’d 016 – Moving Hoarded Jars Of Piss

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 17 Nov 2013 18:10:59 +0000

Boop-a-shoop-a-doop. Honestly… I don’t remember what we talked about. But I hosted this week, because Jay was away being rich or something. I think we talked about videogames, NSync, neo-nazis (again), jars of pee and Monster energy. Yes, I did just skip through the MP3 file finding words AND I DON’T EVEN CARE.

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Your host this week was Sam Morris with Adam Owen, Matty Shoestring, Vid Cirman, Tomasz Chodakowski, Matt Turner, and Tobiichi Karlsson. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen. The break song this week was “Jonathan Holmes Kai” by Thomas Truong using clips from Podtoid Era 8.

PodTea’d 015 – The One Where We Sold Out

SpAM_CAN — Wed, 13 Nov 2013 02:18:53 +0000

Heya. I don’t remember much about what we spoke about this time, but I know that for some reason I said that I’d steal Brad Nicholson’s shoes. Honestly… Don’t remember. For the professional reboot of the show, it sure went well. Matt forgot to use the new theme song, I forgot to upload the episode, I don’t remember what we were talking about, and Jay had all manner of connection issues.

BUT HEY WE HAVE NEW ART AND SPONSORS NOW I GUESS! Click them, if you want. You can get a free trial at Audible or a website at Godaddy, and if you go via our links, all of the Shattered podcasts get a cut! (and in the case of Audible, all you need is the free trial. And since it’s an Amazon service, it already knows your card details – because of course it does).

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I also fully apologize for the image this week. I made it years ago when I was bored. It was literally the only thing that fit the bill. Please note that Kotick is not called Stan, a friend of Pedobear, or physically raining in money like Scrooge McDuck with a powerful new desk fan. Also, not actually satan.

Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Sam Morris, Adam Owen, Uncle Fuckaction and Tobiichi Karlsson. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen. The break song this week was “Who Will Cut My Hair” by Jim Sterling and Everett Fortner.

PodTea’d 014 – Jay Solomon’s Flappy Skin Puppets

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 03 Nov 2013 01:59:22 +0000

Yo, yo. This week, the temporarily reduced cast discusses Jay, the rich bastard, and his empire of slave boys. Because all rich people have slave boys. We also talk about videogames for a bit, somewhere in that. Ever listen to The Podcastle: Two Little Boys And The NecroPenis Swapmeet? This is basically that.

Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Adam Owen, Matt Shoestring and Sam Morris. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen.

PodTea’d 013 – I Can See Your Cock And Bollocks With My Millennium Eye!

SpAM_CAN — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 00:58:13 +0000

Welcome, welcome. This week we discuss videogames, internet adverts, bad art styles, and the thought process behind the name of the show. Oh, and Tobiichi and I talk about Origin Systems for an hour, mostly about Ultima and Wing Commander.

Seriously, fuck you EA, you killed Ultima! (And C&C, Wing Commander, Sim City, Populous… Ugh. Fuck you EA.)

Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Tobiichi Karlsson, Matt Turner, Matt Shoestring, Vid Cirman and Sam Morris. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen.

PodTea’d 012 – Get Me A Deep Fried Fetus!

SpAM_CAN — Mon, 21 Oct 2013 13:22:57 +0000

AKA: It just grapples and gropes
AKA: +10 Stalin Shovel
AKA: Papa Boris Provides References
AKA: Abortion on Demand
AKA: Deep Fried Abortion
AKA: Turnipcommunication

We have lots of alternate titles this week.

For the game Tobiichi made, click here.

Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Adam Owen, Tobiichi Karlsson, Matt Shoestring, Tomasz Chodakowski, Vid Cirman and Sam Morris. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen.

PodTea’d 011: A Funeral And A Picture Of Ellen Page

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 13 Oct 2013 23:33:34 +0000

Creepiest banner image I’ve ever made. Bloody hell. I didn’t intend for it to look that creepy. Blame Shoestring.

This week we discussed old websites that are still online, Sam saving the PS Vita, classic Doctor Who, the development of Beyond: Two Souls and paedophilia.
Also, we have some exclusive breaking news about a 15 year old Rareware game. Truly breaking.

Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Adam Owen, Tobiichi Karlsson and Sam Morris. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen.

PodTea’d 010: The Varying Levels Of Audio Quality

SpAM_CAN — Wed, 09 Oct 2013 23:26:54 +0000

RIP Headphone Users. Recording from a phone or tablet mic is a very bad idea, and thus my audio quality is super duper loud at times. My apologies! Anyway, we discussed things that happened. I honestly don’t remember what we talked about. Just go listen already, would you?

Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Adam Owen, Vid Cirman, Matt Shoestring, Tobiichi Karlsson and Sam Morris. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen.

PodTea’d 009: Angry Bald Man and Awkward Silence

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 27 Sep 2013 21:51:29 +0000

Ey’up! For the second week in a row, PodTea’d is back and ready to lick your ears with it’s superb entertainment value and production quality. Haha, only kidding, it’s just a bunch of people on a Skype call.

Tobiichi Karlsson joins us again for a rip-roarin’ rootin’ tootin’ good time. We discuss the recent Steam announcements, and a bunch of other things I forgot because my brain is frazzled. Oh, and for once we don’t mention Portal 2! Much!

Your host this week was Matt Turner with Jay Solomon, Adam Owen, Tobiichi Karlsson and Sam Morris. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen.

PodTea’d 008: Johnny Depp’s Stupid Fucking Hat

SpAM_CAN — Mon, 23 Sep 2013 09:36:19 +0000

That. Fucking. Hat. PodTea’d is back after a 1 month recording hiatus! Join us on this bumper edition where we discuss the PS Vita TV, the death of Ouya, and the future of games consoles.

Special guest Tobiichi Karlsson joins us too, and for once Sam doesn’t bring up his mild disdain for Portal 2. We also get a pair of movie pitches – aren’t you lucky?

Your host this week was Jay Solomon, with Adam Owen, Matt Shoestring, Vid Cirman, Tobiichi Karlsson and Sam Morris. Edited by Matt Turner, album art by Adam Owen.

REPOST: PodTea’d 004: Adam Owen Has The Biggest E-Peen

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 29 Aug 2013 13:19:46 +0000

Don’t worry guys, a new episode is coming. We’re all on holiday and stuff, give us a break! Jeez, some people… Reposting this episode since iTunes can’t find it for some reason.

Welcome, welcome faithful listener to The Shat- Oh, um… that’s not right. Welcome to PodTea’d! No Jay this week, as he had to state his case in front of the Time Lord council to argue his innocence over that time he stole a TARDIS. Don’t worry, he’ll be done by next week (our time anyway, he could have aged thousands of years for all we know).

This week Vid takes up the hosting duties and the guys discuss the recent happenings at E3 in a disjointed and messy manner, as well as a healthy dose of Animal Crossing and the usual mention of Oddworld. Oh, and Adam has a massive Steam library. It glistens in the sunlight.

Oh, and sorry it took so long to get this out. It was recorded on Monday, but everyone involved has been hideously busy this week. I promise we’ll be doing something about the schedule soon. Honest.

Your host this week was Vid Cirman with Jesse James, Adam Owen and Sam Morris. Edited by the wonderful Matt Turner, album art by the massively e-endowed Adam Owen.

PodTea’d 007 – David Cameron Cancelled Fez II

SpAM_CAN — Sat, 03 Aug 2013 00:57:28 +0000

POLITICS. Yes! It’s a bumper edition of PodTea’d this week! We discuss porn blocking, Google failing to do international launches, table-top games, Fez II, and the creepy shit that runs throughout Majora’s Mask.

Oh, and the show turns into Sup, Holmes? for about 20 minutes while I go off on a big spoilery discussion of my upcoming Portal mod, Outside Influence.

Your host this week was Say Jolomon with Odam Awen, Jesse James, Tatt Murner and Mam Sorris. Edited by the Tatt Murner, album art by Odam Awen.

PodTea’d 006 – Sleepaway Camp 2: It Is Paedophilia Totally

SpAM_CAN — Tue, 23 Jul 2013 17:13:08 +0000

Boop. I wasn’t on again. Here is some baseless speculation about what the guys may have spoken about: Videogames, the erogenous zones of wasps, loud typing, Europe and probably some other shit. For those with incredibly low standards, we’ve got it all here on PodTea’d!

Your host this week was The Jay Solomon with The Matt Shoestring and The Vid Cirman. Edited by the The Matt Turner, album art by The Adam Owen.

PodTea’d 005: Steaming Hot Several Month Old Mewgenics News

SpAM_CAN — Sun, 07 Jul 2013 10:38:39 +0000

Heyheyhey! This week, I wasn’t on. I have no idea what happened on this show, but supposedly it was lots of talking about Mewgenics, some fun chat, and a little bit on the side. Adam had a Willem Dafoe pitch, but his audio was so bad it had to be cut (hence the late release this week, Matt was trying to salvage it). He’ll do it again next week though!

Your host this week was Vid Cirman with Adam Owen, Matt Shoestring and Matt Turner. Edited by the audio-lordio Matt Turner, album art by the arty-farty Adam Owen.

PodTea’d 004: Adam Owen Has The Biggest E-Peen

SpAM_CAN — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 12:11:39 +0000

Welcome, welcome faithful listener to The Shat- Oh, um… that’s not right. Welcome to PodTea’d! No Jay this week, as he had to state his case in front of the Time Lord council to argue his innocence over that time he stole a TARDIS. Don’t worry, he’ll be done by next week (our time anyway, he could have aged thousands of years for all we know).

This week Vid takes up the hosting duties and the guys discuss the recent happenings at E3 in a disjointed and messy manner, as well as a healthy dose of Animal Crossing and the usual mention of Oddworld. Oh, and Adam has a massive Steam library. It glistens in the sunlight.

Oh, and sorry it took so long to get this out. It was recorded on Monday, but everyone involved has been hideously busy this week. I promise we’ll be doing something about the schedule soon. Honest.

Your host this week was Vid Cirman with Jesse James, Adam Owen and Sam Morris. Edited by the wonderful Matt Turner, album art by the massively e-endowed Adam Owen.

PodTea’d 003 – Princess Peach Giving Birth To A Spiky Egg

SpAM_CAN — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:31:50 +0000

Hey, ho, lets go. Its E3 week, so why not take a break from the constant news and listen to a podcast recorded before E3, making it hilariously out of date? PodTea’d has got you covered!

This week we ruin your fun by talking about pictures that we won’t link to, deadly slides, the British arcade scene and E3 predictions. We also take the piss out of American pronunciation for quite some time. “Al-oo-min-uhm”. Just wrong.

Your cast this week:
Jay Solomon, Elliot Cross, Adam Owen, Matt Turner, Louie Falls (for a bit) and Sam Morris. Edited by resident audio-guru Matt Turner, album art by the drawy-man Adam Owen.

“Sorry if I seem off this week. I’ve had a very bad time of it recently, and I’m just coming out of the side of a mountain of work. We’ll be on form, and have a proper schedule, within the next few weeks.” -Sam

PodTea’d 002 – A Rag Tag Band Of Nazis

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:38:59 +0000

Evenin’ guvnor! Sorry for the delay on posting this episode, but it was a bit more gappy than usual so took Matt a bit longer to edit, as well as the time it took to find a new name and for Adam to draw the logos. But hey, its all up now and its free and there isn’t any form of advertising whatsoever so… deal with it.

This week we discussed Nazis a whole lot, Sam talked about why he doesn’t like Portal 2 that much, Shoestring has a moral dilemma and we discuss the new movie to grace Danny Dyer’s repertoire. Standard fare for something created by us sort of people.

Your cast this week:
Jay Solomon, Jesse James, Adam Owen, Mattias Shoestring, Vid Cirman and Sam Morris. Edited by resident audio-guru Matt Turner, album art by the drawy-man Adam Owen.

PodTea’d 001 – Teenage Pokemon Fucking

SpAM_CAN — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:29:47 +0000

EDIT: Due to a request from members of the original BritToid crew, we’ve had to rename the show. The new title will be revealed with Episode 2 of The Currently Untitled Shatteredcast. Feed URLs will stay the same until we’ve got our new branding all straightened out and ready to roll.

Meanwhile, why not check out the original BritToid over at The Podtoid Archives?

Across the rolling greens of fair England, a new podcasting team lays their swords at your feet. This is ~~New~~ ~~BritToid~~, recorded in the hallowed walls of the once great Podcastle.

This week, the crew discusses Pokemon and their suggestive attack names, why the Xbox One is a lump of crap, and two totally original segments: Games of the week, and Movie Ideas For Willem Dafoe. We’ll try to be more original next time, honest.